|
20
|
Can't
Stick their heads out of Windows '95 |
|
19
|
FETCH
command not available on all platforms |
|
18
|
Hard
to read the monitor with their heads cocked to one side |
|
17
|
Too
difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit |
|
16
|
Can't
help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail" |
|
15
|
Fire
hydrant icon is simply frustrating |
|
14
|
Involuntary
tail wagging is a dead giveaway that they're browsing www.pethouse.com
instead of working |
|
13
|
Keep
bruising their noses trying to fetch that MPEG Frisbee |
|
12
|
Not
at all fooled by the Chuckwagon screen saver |
|
11
|
Still
trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging |
|
10
|
Oh,
but they WILL with the introduction of the Microsoft
Opposable Thumb |
|
9
|
Three
words: Carpal Paw Syndrome |
|
8
|
'Cause
dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats on the other hand |
|
7
|
Barking
in the next cubical keeps activating voice recognition software |
|
6
|
SmellU-SmellME
communications software is still in beta testing |
|
5
|
SIT
and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question |
|
4
|
Saliva-coated
mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver |
|
3
|
Annoyed
by the lack of a Newsgroups entitled "alt.pictures.master's.leg" |
|
2
|
Butt-sniffing
is more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms |
|
1
|
TrO{gO
DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgROo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS, (Translation: "Too
Damn Hard to Type With Paws") |
