A man walked in a park
and wanted to sit down for a while. He found the nearest bench and
sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?" he asked.
"No." was the reply.
A few minutes later the man reached over to stroke the dog and the
dog took a huge chunk out of his hand. Nursing his now injured hand
the man first man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The second man replied indignantly. "That's not my dog."
Author Unknown
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