Doggie Humor: 12 Top Things Dogs Would Say If They Could Talk

Doggie Humor
12 Top Things Dogs Would Say If They Could Talk

photo of black tri aussie grinning

12	But it SMELLS like food.
11	The cat did it.
10	What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?
9	Explain this 'heat' thing again.
8	Mind if I sit there?
7	You gonna eat ALL of that?
6	I don't smell anything.
5	Could I see the menu?
4	FETCH THIS!
3	Next time, I pick the bitch!
2	This isn't a mess, it's ambiance!
*And the number one thing your dog would say:*
1	You are going to cut off my WHAT??!!
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Photo of AKC/ASCA CH. Bayshore Tradition Of Milwin (Travis), a black tri Australian Shepherd, co-owned by Debbie Mills of Milwin Kennel and Frank Baylis of Bayshore Kennel.