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10
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When you hand him your
cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?" |
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9
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Two weeks later,
your dog coughs up a rubber glove. |
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8
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Big sign in
waiting room: No Pets Allowed! |
|
7
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Diploma looks a lot like
menu from Chinese restaurant. |
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6
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Always saying
"I've got a tick in my pants." |
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5
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Sends you a card every
spring: "Time for your dog's annual neutering." |
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4
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First question, "What ails
your varmint?" . |
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3
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He has a lot
of posters up advertising @#%$fights. |
|
2
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He himself wears
one of those big funnel shaped dog collars. |
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1
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He bites! |
| Author Unknown |
